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thingswewontremember:

so basically a bear has a better social life than i do

clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

Blowjob? or handjob?
Anonymous

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

When you were playing tag as a kid

laugh-addict:

And you saw the person who’s chasing your friend, you were like:

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

huffingtonpost:

Hey, White America, You Need To Hear What These Ferguson Kids Have To Say

In a new video from social justice-oriented T-shirt company FCKH8, several Ferguson children lampoon the excuses white people give to avoid getting involved in ending discrimination in America and deliver a call to action to stomp out racism.

Watch the full video and see these kids explain how racism is still a huge part of even getting an interview for a job.

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

2007excalibur2007:

scooblee:

chaofanatic:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

Oh god dammit.

Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?